I guess parabens don't sound so bad vs this:
"American International Industries, Inc. is voluntarily recalling one lot Clubman Aftershave Lotion due to their potential to be contaminated with Listeria monocytogenes. The potentially affected lots were distributed in States CA, CO, OR, WA through retailers/distributors. Eighty cases of this product were sold between the dates of 2/23/16 – 3/10/16."
Pinaud recalls batch of Clubman