- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering. [He was Jewish.]
- My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
- Ernest...
Some Good Drinking Jokes
Some Good Drinking Jokes