Famous Coffee quotes

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What are the funniest or wittiest quotes you've heard or read regarding coffee in a book, in a newspaper, in a film or on TV - whether fictional or quotes from real people.

Here are two of mine.....

Real life
Winston Churchill & Lady Astor
Lady Nancy Astor: If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee
Winston Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it

Fiction
Ian Fleming - Goldfinger
James Bond: I don't drink tea. I hate it. It's mud. Moreover, it's one of the main reasons for the downfall of the British Empire. Be a good girl and make me some coffee.

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Famous Coffee quotes