So the wife says we need birth control.

So the wife looks at me yesterday and tells me we need birth control in our bathroom because every time she looks into the bathroom cabinet there are more razors in the cabinet since the last time she looked.

I told her that it isn't my place to tell my razors how to live their lives and they are just doing what razors do.

I hope they continue to keep it up and I'm hoping to see a nice bottom dial Fat Boy or a Toggle pop up in there one day!

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So the wife says we need birth control.